the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

(via clannyphantom)

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

(via twat-girlfriend)

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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(via twat-girlfriend)

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

(via twat-girlfriend)

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

(via twat-girlfriend)

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via twat-girlfriend)

moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

(via twat-girlfriend)