faerieglade:

"theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

(via tyleroakley)

cyberthug13:

punks gf: want me to jack u off babe

punk: no i will do it myself

punks gf: why

punk: DIY forever

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

chickenyaoi:

Next time I go to temple I’m gonna have to ask God why he made Ed Sheeran so ugly if he was gonna give him a voice like that. I also gotta ask Him why my headphones keep breaking

(via coolator)

distraction:


A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 


omg

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

(via weavelongpussygood)

svvitzerland:

when u find cheap clothes that make u look expensiveimage

(Source: toyota, via weavelongpussygood)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER