astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via retiredjesus)

neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via trust)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via trust)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via pendents)

scottthepilgrim:

how much do you have to hate yourself

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via intensional)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via trust)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

image

(via trust)

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

you can see her suddenly realize what he’s talking about

destiel took my hand and my whole life, too

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via tipslip)